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           allo~ allo~ !  Welcome to The Stoneage! this site contains all the information you need to know about the Stoneagers. We are a bunch of  smart, talented youths from the class of 99S24 of National Junior College. 99 represents our year of entry into college, whilst S stands for science and 24 is our class number.By the way, we are also a bunch of mad scientists,   doctors and physcos doing triple science- biology + chemistry + physics the kamikaze combination in college. Friends think we're 'siao' - ( which means crazy or insane in singlish). Well, we probably are!.....crazy, nuts...whatever you call it! 

           'Stoning' is a common syndrome amongst junior college (JC) students. It is a state of komatose, a thin line between the living and the dead. If you take a stroll around NJC, you might just see a student staring at a wall or just gazing into thin air. Don't worry, he hasn't stopped breathing, he's stoning.in our class, there are the stoners as well as the non-stoners....hence justina proposed calling our webpage 'Stoneagers' to represent the majority. haha....Why exactly do we stone? i'm not quite sure. Maybe, stoning is a conditioned reflex- i mean our brain is mentally sharpened & drilled from 8 till late afternoons perhaps we stone to give our minds a rest - no thinking, nothing passing through, nil...

            No rest. JC life is an extremely short period of time, 2 years exactly.it will also probably the most memorable & fun time of our lives. i say this because for the guyslife after the A levels will probably become even worse, for they have to undergo NS (National service) in the army this i heard is one reason why the guys are partying so hard! ....playing soccer everyday.......watching every movie available.....& most of the time fighting with their play-stations....the girls on the other hand are just content that we don't have to go for NS! haha....take that u guys!well, this website shall persist to remember these "best days of our lives!" and remind us stoneagers to treasure what we have now!    

            Now! is the purr-fect time to learn about us, the Stoneagers of 99S24! do feel free to explore the various corners of our website. To find out about the people in 99S24, check out THE STONEAGERS. find out what we like to do in out free time, our history of schools dating from kindergarten even! [ Maybe you could pass off the line, "Hey, you look familar! were you from my kindergarden or something? ] plus find out who our teachers are.....mr yong tau foo, mrs che, miss yang the babe.....etc Then, visit THE PHOTO ALBUM....for a more interesting view of jc life!and finally, last but not least sign our GUESTBOOK! So hurry! before the stoneagers become a thing of the past!!!!!

This page is most probably filled with mistakes, Singlish, Net Lingo, and all the crappy stuff but do not panic! It has all been planned for! So Enjoy Your self and let all hell go loose! But remember to collect you sanity before you depart! - *Hiak*

-- Written by Jenny, edited by Justina